You guys know how I love to joke and kid around. But sometimes the topic is serious. Like today. I need to talk to you about something really serious.
I hate to be heavy. I know you guys come over here to relax and have fun. So I'm sorry to do this to you. But sometimes....
Sometimes we just have to talk about serious stuff.
Pooping in a restaurant.
NO, not on the floor but in the bathroom.
WHY? Why do people who are only going to be in a restaurant a maximum of an hour, but usually not even close to an hour, need to poop there?
WHY do I have to go in behind that person, with my appetite whetted by the smell of delicious food, only to smell...smell....well....poop. POOP, people. POOP!
It's a restaurant. GROSS.
Wait till you get home. You'll be there in thirty minutes. You can wait. PLEASE.
My meal was ruined last night.
At least they pooped in the toilet.