Act Like a MAN!

I had a great post all typed up with a quote from Russell as my title, but I lost it.  So I hope I can remember everything I wanted to say.  You all know my dilemma in watching Survivor each week, so I wont go into that, again.  But I will tell you I just now watched episode three and four.  So here are my thoughts.

Episode three:

What is up with Russell and Parvati?  Doesn't he know he will be sitting beside his WIFE (remember her Russell) and watching this when it airs?  Burying the machete was pure genius, though.  But if he keeps up these antics...he'll lose my devotion.  STOP IT!  Naughty boy!

It's good to see Coach is still just as annoying this season with his singing, and Tae Chi, and silly stories.  Oh, how I wish I could have heard the rest of the story about the boils on his face, which was very much like the story from the night before.  All hogwash. But entertaining!

 
What's up with the feather in his hair and then in his ear????  (I looked but I could not find a picture of it anywhere.) They should have aired how that came about.

Did you hear him talking about Parvati later, about how she captures everyone with her eyes and cuteness and rolled down bikini and blah blah blah.  And how he threw Tyson out there as being under her control because she's cute.  UM, Coach, you know he's gay right?  

Gravedigger is on 'roids...I wondered what was wrong with him and then I saw him throw the pillow thingy at that one guy who is so annoying I cant even bother to remember his name...and I knew he was on 'roids.  Why is he so angry?

I do love that the Heroes won EVERY SINGLE BATTLE.

Who is the girl in the itty bitty red bikini?  And why did she go on Survivor with her breasts popping out of her top? 

Episode four:  (Where I had to watch commercials because my now married friend had to, I don't know, paint or something, for his wife.) 

I cracked up when Coach was crying and Tyson told him to stop doing the very things I had mentioned when I was watching the previous episode; the feather and the stories.

I cant believe Russ gave up the note on accident...and what??? Sandra says its not fair???  What?  This is Survivor Sandra. Let's talk about not fair.  Russell was robbed, ROBBED, of the million dollars last season.  That's what's not fair.  Someone using the idol. Plenty fair. 

A hobbit on crack?  I resent that.  (Being of the hobbit family.)

I was glad that the villains won that challenge, mostly because Russell's stupid move would have had him voted off...and I'm just not ready for him to go yet.  But I like almost everyone on the heroes team so that was a hard choice.

I was on the edge of my seat...Colby, Tom, Colby, Tom.

WHEW I'm glad JT voted for Cirie.

Let me know your thoughts...and be sure to leave your blog address if you blogged about Survivor.